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PANDA PUN PUASA


aku : 
Ingat nanti aku nak bawak adik2 aku pergi nengok Panda 
kawan aku ; 
hek eleh, dah banyak duit sangat ker apa engko nie....
dari duk bazir duit nak tengok Panda, 
ada lebih baik engkau pergi sedekah
dekat budak2 ngemis tepi jalan tue
ada faedahnya
aku :
siapa kata aku membazir, 
at least aku jana ekonomi negara apa
kawan aku :
yalah sangat jana ekonomi negara
entah2 guna untuk ***********
( * tidak mewakili pada apa2 , terserah kepada imaginasi pembaca)
aku :
kau ni pandai jer kan,
mana kau tahu 
kau bukannya kerja kat bahagian perbendaharaan negara
kerja pun belum lagi
suka hati jer keluar statement 
ingat sikit
awak tu tengah puasa
jangan main cakap jerrr
tahan sikit nafsu nak bercakap tu
kawan aku : 
ini yang malas sembang ngan engko nie
asyik nak smash aku jerr


banyak ragam sebenarnya kawan2 nie
ada yang pro
ada pulak yang anti
aku pulak lalang
tak ada masa dan peluang lagi
nak pilih dimana aku berdiri

tapi
apa2 pun buat kawan2 aku
tak kira apa fahaman politik korang
bawaklah bertenang sebentar
sementara bulan puasa nie
puasa bukan setakat tahan lapar dan dahaga
puasa juga kena jaga nafsu
lagi2 nafsu bercakap
kira pakej sekali nafsu berfikir
jangan nak cakap tak baik sajer
kalau yang kita cakap
setakat kisah khabar angin
bukan dah masuk dalam dosa mengumpat
kalau fakta sekalipun
cubalah sampaikan dengan bahasa yang paling elok
tak perlu ada selingan kata2 yang tak sepatutnya

plus,
aku kesian dengan panda tue
kesian sebab dia bukannya tahu apapun
dia bukannya terlibat dengan segala "scandal"
yang digembar gemburkan
dia hanya ikut jer tuan dia
yerlah,
siapa tak suk berjalan jauh 
naik flight 
Free Of Charge lagi
lepas tue kerja 
jadi diri kau sendiri
makan minum pakai semua orang tanggung
eh,silap
panda mana ada pakai baju daaa
kalau aku
sanggup aku pakai kostum Panda
bukan panas mana pun
kata rumah Panda ada air-cond
eh betul ker
elok aku tegur orang
aku pun ikut sekali tumpang kaki
apapun,
sudah2 sudahlah tue
tutuplah dulu kisah Panda tue
ada lagi bagus 
pergi baca Al-Quran atau 
kalau yang mak cik2
pergi buka buku resipe kerr
kalau pak cik2
layan WORLD CUP
lagi berfaedah
sudahlah yerk
jangan diganggu Cik Panda
kesian dia 
Cik Panda pun puasa tau
yerlah, time kat CHINA
duk makan jer kerja
dah datang MALAYSIA
kenalah ikut resmi negara kita
tengah bulan puasa
mohon Cik Panda jangan sesuka-suki
makan di khayalak ramai
nanti saya call JABATAN AGAMA
tangkap Cik Panda
abis masuk dalam jeriji besi
eh, CIK Panda memang duduk
dalam jeriji besi pun
ALAMAK
sorylah Cik Panda
kita gurau-gurau manja jerrrr...

enough said with 
gurau manja dengan Cik Panda
benda politik2 ni
tak nak ulas panjang2
sebab tuan punya entri actually
tak berapa gemar dengan politik
tapi gatal tangan nak menulis 
sebabnya sajer nak tuju
kat kawan 
buat kawan aku
JANGAN MARAH YERK
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