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HUSNUDZON : DIORANG BERSELFIE SEBAB.....


sudah jadi trend di laman media massa
sana sini sibuk orang berselfie
apa dia selfie tue
selfie nie tangkap gambar diri sendiri
tak suruh orang lain tangkapkan 

lagi2 bila RAMADHAN muncul
makin galak orang upload
selfie masing-masing

macam-macam jenis selfie RAMADHAN
selfie Terawih malam prtama
selfie cuba telekung baru tuk pakai terawih
selfie masak dan bangun sahur
and last but not least
selfie berbuka

makin banyak gambar selfie diupload
makin rancak orang membahan si pengupload 
bagi aku dalam bulan penuh barakah ni
daripada kita duk membahan 
lebih baik kita berhusnudzon 
tak salah mana pun kalau kita bersangka baik 
dengan niat si pengupload gambar

bagi yang duk upload selfie gambar terawih tue
kita maybe boleh husnudzon
diorang buat camtue
as one of the proof
nak show dekat BF or GF diorang 
yelah, hampir sejam tak reply mesej or balas call balik
at least, dengan selfie pergi Terawih tue
dapatlah jadi bukti yang diorang
memang betul-betul pergi Terawih
nak buat macam manakan
BF or Gf sekarang 
mengalahkan parents kesibukan diorang 

bagi yang duduk jejauh pulak dari parents
selfie bersahuq ngan berbuka
dapatlah senangkan hati parents diorang
yang merisaukan anak dirang nie makan ke tak time bulan puasa
at least, senang hati
mak terutamanya tengok anak dia 
makan elok jer time puasa
tak liat nak bangun sahur

anyway,
kenalah selalu bersangka baik\
whatever niat pengupload tersebut
tak payahlah kita bincangkan
silap hari bulan
tutup buku RAMADHAN
dosa mengumpat kita bertambah 
menghilangkan segala
penat kita menahan lapar dan dahaga
menghapuskan segala lelah
menunaikan solat Terawih di malam hari
yang penting 
jangan sampai kita duk membahan orang
esok-esok
sebab dapat monopod baru
kita pun duk sibuk berselfie 
moga Ramdhan dapat mencuci hati kita
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